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Nieves Fernandez was a Filipino guerrilla leader in Tacloban City, during World War II. Before the war, Fernandez worked as a school teacher. When the Imperial Japanese began occupying the Philippine Islands, including her hometown of Tacloban, Fernandez organized a resistance movement that numbered around 110 fighters.
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Liam van Gelderen is a professional footballer who plays as a right-back for Eredivisie club RKC Waalwijk. Born in the Netherlands, he represents the Suriname national team.
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